Fiction is about everything human and we are made out of dust, and if you scorn getting yourself dusty, then you shouldn’t try to write fiction. It’s not a grand enough job for you.
While listening to "Taylor, the Latte Boy"
Jonothon: Whatever happened to crushes like this?
Becky: I still have them, everyone else just started having sex before marriage.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Paolo Nutini - Jenny Don’t Be Hasty
I don’t really think I believe in true love anymore. I just believe that you choose someone. You deal with their shit, they deal with yours, and love comes out of that.
Never trust a guy who doesn’t have an honest to goodness bros over hoes best friend. In my experience all the best men come in pairs.
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Advice from my best friend Becky.
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I need a haircut. I am also dying of starvation. In case anyone was wondering.
Don't Judge Me, but...
I totally want to make a career out of being a professional editor of movie trailers. My entire life is just snippets of action, alluding to some grand scheme. For this reason, I think I’d be great at it.
Today I made the tastiest sugar free lemon pie in existence, and you can't have any.
Well…. unless you put out.
I'd sit on it without a breath.
